# Saturday, 12 April 2008
Barney the parrot is not unique for the fact that he can talk; he is however unique in that he has taught two other birds to talk. Unfortunately the phrases he uses are rather rude. Barney’s favourite words include f*** off and b******* and he has told the local mayoress to f*** off during a civic visit. He also told two police officers and a vicar  "You can f*** off too, w******!" His new friends Sam and Charlie now also use these rather choice phrases and the three happily swear at each other for hours.