Thursday, March 08, 2007

Of all the excuses I have heard this has to among the most bizarre. When accused of stealing women’s underwear from a shop Robert Boyd said that when he committed the crime he thought he was in fact a female elf. Apparently after playing the game Shadowrun he became confused and thought he was a female shaman. The prosecution however believe he is simply making up the story to try and avoid answering questions. Honest Officer, I really am an elf.

posted on Thursday, March 08, 2007 4:36:29 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Comments [0] Trackback
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